You aren't a REAL hairstylist

This is a birthday piece for my friend Rinko. ♥ If you are active in the Gaze fandom on LJ, then you might know her as the amazing fanartist blackorange. ;D

The concept for this pic is a joke between us. Neither of us is fond of Ruki's poodle hair, so we kept saying he needs to freaking find his hair straightener and fix that mess. D:

....but what if he lost them?
Well, I'll have no choice but to bring mine to his house! DDDD:<

A second thing which inspired this pic is a biscuit ad which has been airing frequently on UK TV.
*man saying random things about cookies to a politician*
"You are not a REAL reporter, are you?"
"No, I'm a baker. I bake things. : DDDDDDD"

I can totally see a similar convo going on in this pic:
*girl working on Ruki's hair unskillfully*
"You're not a REAL hairstylist, are you?"
"No, I'm your fan. I'm stalking you. : DDDDDDD"
XDDDDDDDDDDDD